he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
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It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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