you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
He felt like a one man threesome
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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