yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
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just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
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There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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