i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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