jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
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is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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