The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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