It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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