Me too!
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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