I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
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Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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