how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
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You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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