I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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