I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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