? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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