Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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