guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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