Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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