Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
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A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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