Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
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He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
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I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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