So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
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I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
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I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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