yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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