Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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