Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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