some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
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Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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