My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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