i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
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I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Floor bacon is actually really good
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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