I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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