It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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