Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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