you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
and she was petting her beer can
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
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I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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