i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
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well he's currently spooning the coffee table
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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