Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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