I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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