nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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