i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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