look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
