Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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