Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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