so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
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I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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