oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
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I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
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Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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