Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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