All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
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I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
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make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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