This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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