Can Purell be used as lube?
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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