The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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