found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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