They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Women Are Tweeting Photos Of Their Underwear To Support Rape Victim Whose Thong Was Cited During Trial
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
21 ‘Don’t Say It’ Tweets That Are Gonna Get Said Every Damn Time
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
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