The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
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Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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