He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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