garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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