hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize