Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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