But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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