I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
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I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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